maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

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homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

(via dutchster)

blkdzn:

Can y’all actually believe a man shot and killed someone and he isn’t in jail yet after nearly a month? Like really let that sink in. A man killed an 18 year old child and he is on paid leave from his job. Really think about that.

(via wistfulwatcher)